Marissa: So, I'll make you a deal. Whatever song comes on the radio next will be our song.
Ryan: Okay.
[
Marissa turns on the radio, a loud rap song comes on]
Ryan: [
sarcastically] Oh, yeah. That's definitely us.
Summer: What do you want from me Cohen?
Seth: I just want you.
Ryan: Sometimes I think you talk just to make sounds.
Seth: Well, sometimes I do.
Seth: You know what I mean?
Ryan: Hardly ever.
Marissa: Hey, how come you're the brains? I'm the one who talked us back into that club.
Seth: I'm sorry. I'm the brains.
Ryan: You can be the beauty.
Marissa: Okay, thanks.
Summer: Great, and what am I, Cohen?
Seth: Uh, the boobs?
[
Summer hits him]
Seth: Uh, the bitch?
Summer: Okay, I'll take the boobs.
Seth: Hey. So will I.
[
Summer laughs]
Seth: [
later]
Marissa: See, I think I should be the brains.
Ryan: No, Seth's the brains.
Marissa: Well, you're clearly not the beauty.
Ryan: Ooooh, and now someone's the bitch.
[
smiles]
Seth: So what's the GP, RA?
Ryan: I have no idea what you just said.
Seth:Game plan, Ryan Atwood.
Ryan:You're just using initials now?
Seth:Yeah, it saves time.
Ryan: Well, not if you have to translate.
Seth: GP.
Ryan: Game plan?
Seth:Good point.
Seth: [
about having sex with Summer for the first time] Ryan, I was Nemo, and I just wanted to go home
Anna: So I guess you and Mrs. Cohen have a lot in common...
Sandy: Sure sure, we both love, uhh... Seth.
Seth: [
rubs his boat, Summer Breeze, lovingly] Ohhh, I've missed you. It's been too long.
Ryan: You're talking to a boat, Seth.
Seth: Yeah, I talk to a plastic horse too but that never worries anyone.
Ryan: It worries me.
Seth: Not now, Mom, I'm studying naked.
Summer: Ew!
Seth: Summer? Come in!
Summer: No way!
Seth: Yeah... yeah, I should apologize. It's just my pride.
Ryan: What pride?
Seth: Yeah, I guess there's nothin' standin' in my way.